It’s Friday! We all made it through another week! Friday is the most celebrated day of the work week, symbolizing an end to the hard work and a gateway to a weekend full of adventures. Once school or work is over on Friday, we get to begin our weekend plans and we do not have to worry about school or work again until Monday. So for your delight here are some funny Friday quotes I hope they give you a boost for your day and set you off to a great weekend.
- “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.” – Anonymous
- “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver
- “Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.” – Robert Black
- “A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation … and today is when it stops!” – Anonymous
- “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” – Anonymous
- “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Anonymous
- “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” – Anonymous
- “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over” – Kai Sinclair
- “I know each day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” – Anonymous
- “Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.” – Anonymous
- “It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Anonymous
- “There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover.” – Anonymous
- “My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’” – Anonymous
- “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger
- “Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor…almost.” – Anonymous
- “The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!” – Anonymous
- “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” – Richard Nelson Bolles
- “The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney
- “It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend” – Anonymous
- “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” – Anonymous
- “Happy Friday! I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.” – Anonymous
- “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” – Anonymous
- “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” – Anonymous
- “It’s Friday, The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.” – Anonymous
- “‘I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.” – Anonymous
- “I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.” – Charlie Kaufman
- “Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.” – Richard Nelson Bolles
- “If Friday had a face I would Kiss It.” – Anonymous
- “Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- “Start the day with a smile and end it with a champagne.” – Anonymous
- “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.” – Nanea Hoffman
- “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.” – Anonymous
- “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – James Johnson
- “Memo to everyone I know: It’s Friday, so I will not be doing any work-related activities until I sober up.” – Anonymous
- “I love Friday! Thinking of sleeping tonight without having to set the alarm. Oh! I love to sleep.” – Anonymous
- “Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine” – Anonymous
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” – Anonymous
- “Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. My first is food, definitely food.” – Anonymous