39 Funny Friday Quotes To Embrace That Friday Feeling

Hello Friday

It’s Friday! We all made it through another week! Friday is the most celebrated day of the work week, symbolizing an end to the hard work and a gateway to a weekend full of adventures. Once school or work is over on Friday, we get to begin our weekend plans and we do not have to worry about school or work again until Monday. So for your delight here are some funny Friday quotes I hope they give you a boost for your day and set you off to a great weekend.

  1. “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.” – Anonymous
  2. “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver
  3. “Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.” – Robert Black
  4. “A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation … and today is when it stops!” – Anonymous
  5. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” – Anonymous
  6. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Anonymous
  7. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” – Anonymous
  8. “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over” – Kai Sinclair
  9. “I know each day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” – Anonymous
  10. “Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.” – Anonymous
  11. “It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Anonymous
  12. “There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover.” – Anonymous
  13. “My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’” – Anonymous
  14. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger
  15. “Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor…almost.” – Anonymous
  16. “The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!” – Anonymous
  17. “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” – Richard Nelson Bolles
  18. “The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney
  19. “It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend” – Anonymous
  20. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” – Anonymous
  21. “Happy Friday! I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.” – Anonymous
  22. “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” – Anonymous
  23. “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” – Anonymous
  24. “It’s Friday, The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.” – Anonymous
  25. “‘I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.” – Anonymous
  26. “I do like escapism. I like going to the movies on a Friday night and seeing something fun.” – Charlie Kaufman
  27. “Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.” – Richard Nelson Bolles
  28. “If Friday had a face I would Kiss It.” – Anonymous
  29. “Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  30. “Start the day with a smile and end it with a champagne.” – Anonymous
  31. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.” – Nanea Hoffman
  32. “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.” – Anonymous
  33. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  34. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – James Johnson
  35. “Memo to everyone I know: It’s Friday, so I will not be doing any work-related activities until I sober up.” – Anonymous
  36. “I love Friday! Thinking of sleeping tonight without having to set the alarm. Oh! I love to sleep.” – Anonymous
  37. “Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine” – Anonymous
  38. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” – Anonymous
  39. “Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. My first is food, definitely food.” – Anonymous

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