Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say on a Date
- You’re wearing that?
- Something smells funny.
- Where’s the Tylenol?
- And to think I first wanted to date your brother.
- I have a confession to make…
- My dad has a suit just like that.
- That man is hot. Look at him.
- My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
- You’re going to order that? Seriously?
- You’re how old?
~ Gena Showalter